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My wonderful poetry is available if you are REALLY bored. Why not give it a spin?
The Best Poetry I NEVER Wrote
- 'There Once Was A Man From Nantucket' - Anonymous
- 'Cool In Fur' - Harry B. Foot
- And My All Time Fave:
- 'A Toast To My Toaster' -
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"H" and Joe Shmoe
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